THROWBRICKER, TAKEHEARTER, GLEE HAVER

You think that was cute? You think you think this is a game? You come rollin’ in on my area like that and. Listen friend, there are rules here, serious ones. You don’t want to see what happens when they get broken.

If you don’t know them, then I guess that means I’m going to have to educate you. See what I’m wearing here, you see this hat? That means something to these people here. This ain’t the suburbs alright? I suggest you just pack up thine Chevy Tahoe and take the kids back to Disney Land ok?

You better start runnin’. Before I have my man Ezekiel and I pray that the Lord smite you. Hey, I ain’t laughing. Ezekiel you laughing? He ain’t laughing either. I know you ain’t laughing at my man Ezekiel’s haircut. Do you want to know what happened the last time an English laughed at Ezekiel’s hair cut? Ezekiel turned the other cheek. That’s right.

Do you know how many Amish people it takes to raise a barn? One barn! It takes 50 of us. But we do it over night. That’s community, have respect for it. What you have over there in Disney Land huh? Just a bunch of thine microwave ovens. I just hope you remember our little talk before the next time you try to take another Amish person’s picture. Alright? Go back to Disney Land, English.